3.24.2008

Make Shit Mondays/Mom Time

Spring break= beer, sewing, listening to the metallic falcons, more beer, smoking with my mom, beer with my mom, & baking mexican chocolate-cayenne cakes. with my mom. k bye.




              CHOCOLATE CAYENNE CAKE

If you have never paired chocolate with cayenne pepper you should make this. Here is the recipe i followed:

1 1/2 cup flour
1 cup sugar
 4 T. cocoa powder
 1 t. baking soda
 1 t. cinnamon
 1/2-3/4 t. cayenne pepper
 1 t. vanilla extract
 1 T. distilled white vinegar
 5 T. vegetable oil
 1 c. cold water
Confectioners' sugar for garnish

DIRECCIONES

Preheat the oven to 350°F. Grease a 9-inch cake pan.

In a medium bowl, sift together the flour, sugar, cocoa powder, and baking soda. Stir in the cinnamon, cayenne, vanilla, vinegar, oil, and water. Mix until just combined.

Pour into the prepared cake pan and cook for 30 to 35 minutes, or until a knife inserted into the center comes out clean. Let cool.

Dust with the confectioners' sugar before serving. Or drizzle with the following spicy chocolate sauce.

(Makes 8 to 10 servings )

          SPICY CHOCOLATE SAUCE

INGREDIENTS:

2 squares dark chocolate or semi-sweet chocolate

1/4 c. soy milk
 1/2 c. sugar
 3 T. vegan margarine
 1/2 t. vanilla
 Dash or two of cayenne pepper


Melt 2 squares of dark or semi-sweet chocolate with 1/4 cup water or soy milk. Stir constantly until the chocolate is melted. Stir in 1/2 cup sugar and cook, stirring constantly, for 5 minutes. Remove from the heat and stir in 3 Tbsp. vegan margarine, 1/2 tsp. vanilla, and cayenne pepper, to taste.

i think this pairs nicely with Dos Equis... but then again, i think everything pairs nicely with Dos Equis.


3.20.2008

Tattooz of Shipz & Tattooz of Tearz





Bianca Casady, AKA Red Bone Slim, one half of the band CocoRosie, also applies her intrinsic animal-magic genius to the world of art. She had an exhibition a few months ago at the Deitch Projects in NYC, including painting, drawing, sculpture, video and installation art. Check out her website and  the flickr photos from the exhibition.


3.03.2008

Make Shit Mondays

useless craft as leisure

please tell me you have forgotten how to make one of these gems,
because on mondays i teach you how to make things. 

 origami fortune tellers, for example:


and, if you haven't yet barfed up a baby bunny because of my overt cuteness, here is my stopmotion video:

                                          
                                             

now put four colors on the outsides and write numbers 1-8 on each inside triangle. Under each number flap write a salty fortune. i personally favor a simple, yet impertinent, "die." 

                                              

pick a number pick a color
o, what was that, fate?
 i'll have 12 children and a sod farm? shit.