Make Shit Mondays

useless craft as leisure

please tell me you have forgotten how to make one of these gems,
because on mondays i teach you how to make things. 

 origami fortune tellers, for example:

and, if you haven't yet barfed up a baby bunny because of my overt cuteness, here is my stopmotion video:


now put four colors on the outsides and write numbers 1-8 on each inside triangle. Under each number flap write a salty fortune. i personally favor a simple, yet impertinent, "die." 


pick a number pick a color
o, what was that, fate?
 i'll have 12 children and a sod farm? shit.

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